finnxodairr:

do you ever wonder how people even find your blog

roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

  • HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
  • GO FAST
  • NEVER USE BRAKES

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

  • me in 7th grade: unattractive, socially awkward loser.
  • me now: unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.

illkim:

*throws $20 bill at stripper* hey can I have the change

jaybirdtodds:

the guy next to me in Star Trek was so freakin happy to be there, that movie made him so excited that I enjoyed it so much more just sitting by him. 

sharkler:

Thinking about it, if Yahoo does buy tumblr I say everyone on tumblr should make their blogs just porn blogs and the only thing that’s reblogged or posted is porn and then maybe Yahoo will regret greatly buying tumblr.

weepingangelinmycloset:

ambisinistrous-and-asinine:

starkid challenge - nine characters [9/9] draco malfoy

You must be Harry Potter, the famous bastard. My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise gingers and Mudbloods. I hate Gryffindor House and my parents work for the man that killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?

Yes!

llwlyn:

*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself

"The different between science and magic is only defined by the simplicity of our minds."
— Danylo Varshavsky
youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease: I choked on my water.

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

STEFON!!